15+ Funny Anti-Valentine’s Day Quotes For Singles

This year, we will celebrate Anti-Valentine's Day with these funny quotes for singles to rejoice and remain calm as they are not alone.


Valentine’s Day is a globally celebrated day for all those couples that want to share their love, relationships and all those cute moments but what about those who are single? This day angers most of the people single because no matter where they go, all they see red, people in red, hotels, malls in red, and a lot of red roses.

Very few single people may be aware that there is a Singles Awareness Day that was created as a movement against the commercial fluff of February 14. This annual celebration connects all the singles across the planet to demonstrate that no single is truly alone on Valentine’s Day.

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In respect to the Single Awareness Day this year, we have collected the best Anti-Valentine day quotes for singles of 2017. These funny quotes are mainly for single people and would surely crack them up.

Anti-Valentine Day Quotes

1.  “Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” – W. Somerset Maugham in “A Writer’s Notebook”

2. “Instead of celebrating Valentine’s Day this year, I’m celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.” – Unknown

3. “Love stinks.” – J. Geils Band

4. “Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.” – Laurell K. Hamilton

5. “Valentine’s Day is for couples. Us SINGLES have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves!” – Unknown

6. “Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.” – Michael Douglas

7. “Everyone has a knight in shining armour, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.” – Unknown

8. “EX means: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life!” – Unknown

anti valentine day quotes

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9. “Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.” – Carrie Bradshaw in “Sex in the City”

10. “Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything.” – Jon Stewart

11. “The course of true love never did run smooth.” – William Shakespeare

12. “I wish that Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button…” – Unknown

13. “I think, therefore I’m single.” – Liz Winston

14. “The last thing you want to get addicted to is someone.” – Aruho Marvin

15. “I’m not yours and you are not mine Be my anti-valentine.” – Unknown

16. “People call it valentine and i call it just another Tuesday.” – Unknown

17. “Valentine’s day is the golden chance to change your Girlfriend/boyfriend.” – Unknown

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