15 Sarcastic Quotes That Will Keep You Second Guessing

Sarcasm is a talent acquired by certain smart people; these sarcastic quotes will keep you wondering and amused at the same time.


We are firm believers that the best people are considered so because of their sarcasm and wit. A great person once said, “Sarcasm is the talent of belittling a person in a way that he considers it nice, and gets the real meaning only when he reaches home.” Just kidding, we made that up. But you get the idea, don’t you? To celebrate the spirit of sarcasm, we have made a list of some of the best quotes heavily laced with sarcasm. Hope you laugh as much as we did!

sarcastic quotes

1. “I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” – Stephen Bishop

2. “If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.” – Groucho Marx

3. “A good listener is usually thinking about something else.” – Kin Hubbard

4. “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

5. “The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.” – Oscar Wilde

6. “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” – Mark Twain

7. “When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become President; I’m beginning to believe it.” – Clarence Darrow

8. “When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.” – Eric Hoffer

9. “Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” – Mark Twain

10. “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” – Fred Allen

11. “Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you’re just noticing members of the sex: ‘Girls girls, ooo.’ Naturally you want to look your best, and God says ‘No! You will look the worst you’ve ever looked in your life!’” – Eddie Izzard

12. “The consumer isn’t a moron; she is your wife.” – David Ogilvy

13. “I am easily satisfied with the very best.” – Winston Churchill

14. “I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.” – Woody Allen

15. “99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.” – Steven Wright

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