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Funny Clean Cat Jokes For Kids!

Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half.


Q: What happened after the cat ate a ball of wool?
A: She had mittens.


Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: A carrot.


Q: What do you call a cat that can’t stop licking itself?
A: Purrr-verted.


Q: What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea?
A: an Assembly kit.


Q: What’s the first thing you say to a cat?
A: HELLO KITTY!


Q: What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail?
A: Me-ow!


Q: How do you make cats furry?
A: The spin cycle.


Q: What do you call a cat that does tricks?
A: A magic kit

Q: How do cats eat spaghetti?
A: With their mouths just like everyone else.


Q: What is a French cat’s favorite dessert?
A: Chocolate mouse.


Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?
A: Boo-hoo, I’m paw.


Q: How do you know if your Tom cat’s eaten a duck?
A: He’s got that down in the mouth look.


Q: What kind of musician do cats like to be?
A: Purr-cussionists.


Q: How do cats eat pizza?
A: They put it in their mouths just like everyone else.


Q: How does the cat get what it wants?
A: With purr-suasion.


Q: How is a cat like a coin?
A: It has a head on one side and tail on the other


Q: How does a cat sing scales?
A: Do-ri-me-ow


Q: Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the refrigerator?
A: To turn “ice” into “mice”


Q: What do you call a buccaneer with a cat on his shoulder?
A: A purr-ate.

More Funny Cat Jokes For Kids

Q: What happened when the cat ate the clown fish?
A: It felt funny.


Q: What’s the first thing a cat does in the morning?
A: It wakes up.


Q: What’s the second thing a cat does after it wakes up?
A: Goes back to sleep.


Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse!


Q: What kind of kitten works at the hospital?
A: A first-aid Kit.


Q: How do you know your cat used your computer?
A: Your mouse has teeth marks on it


Q: How does a cat count?
A: Mew, mew-mew, mew-mew-mew…


Q: What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors?
A: A survival kit.


Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claws!


Q: My kitten was having trouble watching her Blu-Ray.
A: Turns out she just had the movie on paws.


Q: How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
A: A: C-A-T!


Q: What’s smarter than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cat and a whale shark?
A: A catfish.


Q: Why did the cat cross the road?
A: Claws it wanted to.


Q: Why can’t cats play Go Fish?
A: They get too distracted by the fish.


Q: How is cat food sold?
A: Purr can


Q: Why did the cat pour oil on the mouse?
A: Because it squeaked.


Q: Why do you always find a lost cat in the last place you look?
A: Because you stop looking once you find it.


Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: He’s got that down in the mouth look!


Q: What happened when the cat swallowed the quarter?
A: There was money in the kitty.


Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!


Q: What is a cat’s favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice.


Q: What’s striped and bouncy?
A: A tiger on a pogo stick!


Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?
A: Tease a lion!


Q: Whats the difference between a pizza and these funny cat jokes?
A: These cat jokes cant be topped!


Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!


Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!

Q: When the cat’s away…..?
A: The house smells better!


Q: What do you call a cat that doesn’t use the litter box?
A: A pet project.


Q: What time is it when ten cats chase a mouse?
A: Ten After One.


Q: Which animal is smarter than a talking cat?
A: The spelling bee!


Q: When do desert cats wear red suits?
A: At Christmas, cause they got Sandy Claws!


Q: What do you call a great white cat terrorizing a resort town?
A: “Claws”


Q: What do cats do before they catch mice?
A: They prey!

Funny Cat Riddles for Kids

Q: What is a cat’s favorite color?
A: Purr-ple!


Q: What is a cat’s favorite song?
A: Three Blind Mice!


Q: Why can’t a leopard hide?
A: Because it’s always spotted!


Q: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxis!


Q: What kind of cats like to go bowling?
A: Alley cats!


Q: What animal cheats at exams?
A: The cheetah!


Q: Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?
A: Cats can’t drive!


Q: What animals are the best pets?
A: Cats, because they are purr-fect!


Q: What did the cat have for breakfast?
A: Mice Crispies!


Q: What are caterpillars afraid of?
A: Doger-pillars!


Q: Is it raining cats and dogs?
A: It’s okay, as long as it doesn’t rein-deer!

BONUS: Funny Lion Riddles for Kids

Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny!


Q: What animal is bad to play games with?
A: A cheetah!


Q: What happened when the lion ate the clown?
A: He felt funny!


Q: Is it true that a lion won’t attack if you hold a tree branch?
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!


Q: What’s the nickname for someone who put her right hand in the mouth of a lion?
A: Lefty


Q: Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger?
A: He thought it was a lion!


Q: Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?
A: So she wouldn’t be spotted!


Q: When is it very bad luck to see a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse!


Q: Is it hard to spot a leopard?
A: No, they come that way!


Q: What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?
A: Big ones!