The engagement period is the most blissful time of any relationship as you plan your transition into marriage and make your commitment to one another concrete. The following compilation of funny engagement quotes is sentiments carried by others and those experienced with a lifetime of marriage. These reflections will help to encourage this important planning stage of your life.

Funny Engagement and Marriage Quotes

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because the reality is finally better than your dreams.


You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.


What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.


What a catch you made for your life! Do call me in on your expenditure days. Have a happy engagement.


Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.


A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason – and indeed all the sweets of life.


A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person.


We find rest in those we love, and we provide a resting place in ourselves for those who love us.


Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.


I promise to take care of you when you are old but the first time you hit me with your crane, I’ll wash your dentures in toilet water.


If my husband doesn’t start crying when he sees me walking down the aisle, I’m turning around and doing it again.


Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and spade.


All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.


Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.


Wedding. A funeral where you smell your own flowers.


The smallest handcuffs in the world – marriage rings.


Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.


Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threaded, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years.


101 Positions, 102 Excuses.


Advice for almost married men: Never laugh at your wife’s choices, you are one of them.


Friend, I am sad that you took my advice too seriously. I asked you for getting into a relationship, not to devote all the time to that fatso and not have time for me. Have a happy engagement.


In my house, I’m the boss and my wife is just the decision maker.


I thought I was stupid until I got married. My stupidity was confirmed.


I heard you are getting engaged, buddy. Congratulations on your engagement. I really wish your fiancé gets all wet with champagne when you uncork the bottle for a cheer.


In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.


It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


What’s your Wedding Quote;) The international symbol for marriage?