Funny Engagement and Marriage Quotes

∼Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.


∼ My wife told me the other day that I don’t take her to expensive places anymore, so I took her to the gas station.


∼Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.


∼ Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and spade.


∼ Wedding. A funeral where you smell your own flowers.


∼ 101 Positions, 102 Excuses.


∼ Advice for almost married men: Never laugh at your wife’s choices, you are one of them.


∼ In my house, I’m the boss and my wife is just the decision maker.


∼ I thought I was stupid until I got married. My stupidity was confirmed.


∼ Ever since it started snowing my husband is standing in front of the window and watching. If the snow gets much worse, I might let him inside the house.


∼ What’s your Wedding Quote;) The international symbol for marriage?