Funny Life Quotes & Sayings

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.


The truth is really funny. It’s uncomfortable sometimes, it’s dramatic sometimes, but it’s really funny. Life is funny. – Chris Messina


In real life, comedians aren’t funny – Michael Showalter


It’s funny where life can take you. Kathleen Kennedy


Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” – Ellen DeGeneres


My real life is funnier than anything on TV. Roseanne Barr


Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure. –Murphy’s Law


Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. – Mignon McLaughlin


Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. – Brian Gerald O’Driscoll


Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. – Unknown


I’ve been too funny in my life to have to play a character who’s… moderately funny. Chevy Chase


I’m not very funny at all in real life. Julian Barratt


People often think that you have a sense of humor because you think that life is funny. Life isn’t funny at all. It’s appalling and tragic. Howard Jacobson


“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite



Life is funny. If you don’t laugh, you’re in trouble. Taylor Hawkins


Life doesn’t get easier but it does get funnier. Katy Manning


Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny. Stephen Hawking


Life is funny, at the same time being totally harsh. Isabel Gillies


Funny how one halfpipe run can change your life. Hannah Teter


I’m not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I’ll be funny in real life. It’s the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. Jonathan Safran Foer


“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” – Winston S Churchill


I think all good drama is funny. All the best drama is ultimately very funny. Life is funny. You can’t have any honest treatise on life without bumping into some humor. Thomas Jane


I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny. Paula Danziger


“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?” – Jerry Seinfeld


Stealing, you’ll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. Mike Judge


Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. Elisha Cuthbert


There are some situations in life that are simply not funny, and there’s nothing funny about them, but they’re rare, and they don’t last all that long. Kenneth Lonergan


Life has a funny way of becoming ordinary as soon as it can. Colm Toibin



To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire


Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. Jennifer Aniston

 

More Funny Quotes About Life:

I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction! Nikki Reed


I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life. Karan Patel


People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. Mark Ruffalo


Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. Quentin Crisp


If my life wasn’t funny, it would just be true, and that’s unacceptable. Carrie Fisher


There are a lot of funny things that happen in one’s life. Pierce Brosnan


I’ve been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. Tracy Morgan


Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I’ve always had a sense of humour. Henry Allingham


Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be. Ray Stevenson


Life’s pretty funny when you’re objectively on the outside looking at it. Philip Seymour Hoffman


It’s funny how most people love the dead, once you’re dead, you’re made for life. Jimi Hendrix


I find, when you’re an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. Simon Sinek


I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life. Laurie Halse Anderson



Life is funny, and that’s why I celebrate it in my shows. Loni Love


Everyone’s sex life is funny except your own. Every person’s is, and yours never is. John Waters


I’m funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. Gene Wilder


In person, RuPaul is warm, funny, personable – someone who thoroughly enjoys life. Jenna Wortham


It’s funny how life works. You end up sometimes back where you started. Karl Iagnemma


I don’t get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with ‘Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life’, it was fun to let loose. James Patterson


What’s funny is that you can think you really value your life until you almost lose it. Alan Alda


The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life. Lele Pons


It’s funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. Jimi Hendrix


It’s been a fun life for me. Sometimes I feel I haven’t done a lot of living. Joanna Cassidy


The older you get, I have to say, the funnier you find life. That’s the only way to go. Diana Rigg


Hurried and worried until we’re buried, and there’s no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all. George M. Cohan


Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. Joan Rivers


It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. W. Somerset Maugham


There are a lot of funny women in my life. I never understand those movies where there are eight funny guys and two women who don’t have any opinion or humor. Melissa McCarthy


The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn’t tell a joke to save my life. Seann William Scott


So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes. Aisha Tyler

 

Funny Sayings About Life:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.


I don’t need no stool and mike stand. I don’t need all of that to be funny. I’ve been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I’m at. I’m like Marvin Gaye. Tracy Morgan


I hear that I’m funny, and I think I’m funny, but I go in all the time for multicam, and they say that I’m not big enough, or I’m too big. I’m so confused. Okay, well, I’m funny in real life. Kirby Bliss Blanton


Life is never all one thing. It bounces around. Certainly, my own life has. Look at Woody Allen’s funny movies – all the humor comes out of sad stuff. Sometimes you have to laugh, no matter what life deals you. Tim O’Brien


I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It’s not very funny, but it’s sincere. My commitment is to sincerity. Tahar Ben Jelloun


The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, ‘Why didn’t you do that when you were on television?’ Conan O’Brien


So often, I read scripts and am like, ‘This would never happen in real life. It’s not trying to be funny. It’s trying to be serious.’ Shailene Woodley


If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Will Rogers


The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising. Craig Charles


Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that’s where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. Julia Sweeney



I don’t have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can’t stand men with no passion in life. Kathryn Prescott


Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money? Ogden Nash


Working for President Nixon was the most extraordinary professional experience of my life. He was endlessly fascinating: brilliant, visionary, kind, generous, warm, funny – and yes, a good man. Monica Crowley


I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don’t you? Harland Williams


It’s funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have. Liam Neeson


The funny thing about the golf swing is that you try to alter it and end up with the same faults as you’ve had all your life. Ronnie Corbett