“Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything” ∼ Imam Ali- Imam Ali
“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” – Bruce...Read More- Bruce Lee
What’s the difference between a wife and a washing machine? A washing machine isn’t there to provide emotional support after a rough day.-
Doctor: You might have a phobia of marriage. Do you think you have the symptoms? Man: Can’t say I do. Doctor: Yes. That’s the main...Read More-
What does a pregnant fourteen-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common? They’re both thinking, “Shit, my mom is gonna kill me!”-
I took a girl back to my place last night… …as I was fucking her on my bed, I pulled out a bottle of lube...Read More-
“If you don’t build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs.” ∼ Unknown- Unknown
Share150+ Funniest Chuck Norris JokesThe jokes/facts of Chuck Norris are satirical fables about the martial artist and actor Chuck Norris,...Read MoreFunny JokesJokes 0
Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven where Saint Peter gives him a nice, modern six-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court....Read More-
